Is that when you know you have a problem? When coffee has become a permanent fixture in your hand and it shows up in your outfit photos? Just kidding. I don’t actually drink that much coffee. I’m a Red Bull girl, but you never really see that because a can just isn’t as cute as a coffee cup!
Now, down to business! What’s the business you ask? Diaper butt jumpsuits. I love them, which actually should be of no surprise to you if you have read my blog for any longer than a week. They show up all the time! Well, okay maybe not diaper butt (or also so lovingly named “poopy butt”) jumpsuits, but the one piece clothing article rears it’s awesome little head quite often (see here, here, and here). Did you think I was joking? I LOVE them.
In full disclosure, I have been wearing this jumpsuit for three days and am actually wearing it right now as I write about how lovely this purple patterned number is! Sometimes it feels good to not think in the morning and just put something awesome on. The one and done kinda day. If only this could be the case every day, but not look like it. I mean why hasn’t someone figured out how to make jumpsuits that don’t, in fact, look like jumpsuits but look like your favorite pair of jeans and a t-shirt? With all of these advances in technology it seems there must have been an oversight. Can we get someone on that please? Thank you in advance!
Oh! I know I kinda showed you on Instagram, but… THESE SHOES! They are all of the glittery and leather flame goodness there is in the world wrapped into sneaker form! The only thing that could possibly make them any better are lights. Yep, I said it. L-I-G-H-T-S. You know, the kind that flash when you step. Again, technology has not quite caught up to my awesome mind as it seems they have only figured out how to make light up shoes in miniature sizes. And they call themselves scientists? Pshhhhhhhhhhh.