Jumpsuit + Leopard

Jumpsuit + Leopard

Let’s talk, just for a minute, about man repelling.  It’s the glorious idea of dressing in such a way that repels the opposite sex, brought to us by none other than the OG man repeller, Leandra Medine.  Full length jumpsuits are listed by name as one of the items that are straight up man repelling.  Do I care? Not one bit.  Will I wear them anyway? Of course!  Now, some of you may say that this is because I already have a boyfriend that will love me even if I choose to jaunt around town in a potato sack, BUT this isn’t true.  Well, it is true that he would love me in a potato sack, but it isn’t true that this is the only reason I allow myself to dress this way.  The number one reason I wear things like the very unflattering and completely matronly jumpsuit shown above is because I feel good in it.  Read: GOOD.  I did not say skinny, sexy, or any such thing.  I said good.  I feel so good in jump suits!  You don’t have to worry about things falling down when bending over or things coming up when arms are reaching above the head.  No, I am covered.  From head to toe I’m covered and I can go about my merry way sans any unwanted skin showing.  Not only does this jumpsuit have me all covered up, but the fit of it is such that I look about three sizes wider than I actually am.  As a clothing item that seems to want to hold it’s shape no matter what is...